i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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