Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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