we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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