Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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