I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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