I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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