He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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