is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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