what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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