Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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