I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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