So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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