I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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