Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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