I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so let's talk penis.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
the liver wants what the liver wants
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm really busy with my period
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