This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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