He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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