Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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