I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Is it penis luge time yet?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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