Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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