Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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