Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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