Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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