Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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