Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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