Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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