Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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