Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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