Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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