HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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