I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize