Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I will be naked everywhere
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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