So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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