You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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