nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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