at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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