Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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