Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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