If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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