I am in a vortex of obligation.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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