Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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