Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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