maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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