I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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