if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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