and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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