Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Two words: blizzard sex
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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