Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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