There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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