trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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